I’m not sure what’ll kill me first: the boredom or the loneliness.
At least I can clean everything up!
We were talking about Noah’s Ark, and I said, “Karl [Pilkington], how could they get, like, 10 million animal species on a boat? Think.” and he [Karl] said, “Well, they said it was a big boat.”
“Yeah, but just think. All those animals: they’re all part of the food chain. They would have literally had to eat each other to survive. Why didn’t the lion eat the antelope? Why didn’t the spider eat the fly?”
And Karl said:
“Cause in a crisis, you all pull together.”
- Ricky Gervais